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[Sky Boarder III]

orgasmic

the only problems i have is when you race, the little yelps of happiness get annoying, the lives element shouldnt even be there, it should be a one death thing, and that tyhe screen could be bigger. other than that, this game is huge. best flash game forever.

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

this is great but

apparently i clicked one too many misssiles, and now whenever i try to run the game it doesn't work. insert unhappiness. this game is great though. putting several mines by a radio is always fun. specially when you get to blow up napoleon dynamite (that movie sucked). anyways, hoorah for you, my good sir. quite the fine piece of flash you have created.

[Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod]

so great

not hard at all, just breaking the A key is all there is to it. last boss took me a couple tries though. fun times were had by all. happytron rocks so much socks.

[Onslaught!]

GOD YES

GOD YES. The Game Is Great. And For everyone who thinks it is too easy, try the true onslaught mode. i can't get 10 seconds into level one. and you could make the P2 magics more numerous and a bit more "useful" I didn't notice a difference with supernatural reflexes, and the first one (name of which i forget) was OK. Is True onslaught possible? can the developers even beat it? crazy hard. timewarp makes getting the magics easy, but its TO that r0xx0rz anyones s0xx0rz clean off

Weaksauce responds:

Michael: I know that I have never been able to get very far with "True Onslaught" on. Then again, I was never very good, (yeah.. and I programmed it!). I was always too busy fixing bugs to play the game to find them!

[All Hallow's Eve]

its the same crap

defend your castle was great, but this is the 3rd remake of it.

Seawana responds:

So I suppose you vote poorly on every single Tetris, Snake, Whack-a-mole, FPS, RPG, RTS, or every other game you ever see too, right? I mean they are all copies of older ideas, so they must suck too.

Besides, your premise is wrong. This is not a remake of Defend Your Castle. The underlying concept may be similar, but a remake it ain't.

[Halo - Longsword Escape]

could be better

i dont see hwy theres a kills counter if i cant exactly shoot at them. if you turned it into more of a vertical shooter than an escape mission, or atl east added some sort of variety in gameplay it could be better. Is it november 9th yet?

[Road Blocks]

oh this game pisses me off

but in a good way. am i the only moron who cant beat 17? i thought 16 was hard but i see no route into the goals.

[Super Marco, Level 004]

yes!

thats so ocol. i remember that level. if you were ble to hit blocks you are sposed to be able to hit the power switch at the end and all those coins turn to brick. so you can get higher score on the final flag thingy. ahh yes it makes me wnat to scour my garage for it.

[ATHF: Space Combat]

WTF

i enterred athf.com and it has been purchased by toyzz.com? so i guess i cant play the sapce level :/

[Ferret Invaders]

DOOM!!!

i figured it was space invaders.theres a real easy strategy for tis game bnut i got bored of doing it and stopped around 31,000 pts.

STRATEGY OF UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!

destroy all of the bases then take out the first wave. move all the way to the right dodging pellets and firing randomly on ave 2. shoot them down by column going up. if the invaders of ferrety goodness hit the wall, move all the way to the left side dodgiunb bullets and take them out column for column. in most cases the invaders didnt get to reverse direction increase speed and lower altitude (LARDIS) once. in the other few they never got past the second LARDIS.