ninjamonkey's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[What Not to do In Flash]

good but this is for HARDCORE NOOBS

i knew all of this stuff, and im a pretty noobish noob. and how do you do shape tweens? i only know motion tweens. and all my movies suck and im never submitting them to Newgrounds. so dont give me this "OMFG HE DOESNT EV3N KNOW HOW TO DOO THEM CUZ NO ARE SUBMITTED TO NEWGR0UND5!!!!noneorneonroneoeneoneone!!!1" i realize when it sucks and dont feel like wasting space.

person1229 responds:

good but this is for HARDCORE NOOBS. which most are.

[BLOS]

this is interesting

not to mention i got a protection point :)
its interesting, especially the button that makes the techno chicken dance start up. "Wow, that was random"

Foreverkul responds:

lol, i thought it would hurt my score if the credits went right to the chicken dance, so i changed it to just be a random area of the game ^_^

[Super Mario Rush Arena]

i never played this kind of game before (sarcasm!)

its like Mario Brothers But DIfferent and lame.

Asvegren responds:

It's like Mario Brothers AND different. Congratulations, you just won yourself 4th place on "Smartest Quote of the Day!" (sarcasm!)

[Tutorial 2024]

awesome

i might spend the time to figure all this out and amke a game, but the thing that got me was the music. i love that song, whats its name i hear it all the time at my local laser tag place. i want it on my computer now.

BORKOYz responds:

the song was listed in my credits its called: Sandstorm By Darude

[Onslaught!]

GOD YES

GOD YES. The Game Is Great. And For everyone who thinks it is too easy, try the true onslaught mode. i can't get 10 seconds into level one. and you could make the P2 magics more numerous and a bit more "useful" I didn't notice a difference with supernatural reflexes, and the first one (name of which i forget) was OK. Is True onslaught possible? can the developers even beat it? crazy hard. timewarp makes getting the magics easy, but its TO that r0xx0rz anyones s0xx0rz clean off

Weaksauce responds:

Michael: I know that I have never been able to get very far with "True Onslaught" on. Then again, I was never very good, (yeah.. and I programmed it!). I was always too busy fixing bugs to play the game to find them!

[All Hallow's Eve]

its the same crap

defend your castle was great, but this is the 3rd remake of it.

Seawana responds:

So I suppose you vote poorly on every single Tetris, Snake, Whack-a-mole, FPS, RPG, RTS, or every other game you ever see too, right? I mean they are all copies of older ideas, so they must suck too.

Besides, your premise is wrong. This is not a remake of Defend Your Castle. The underlying concept may be similar, but a remake it ain't.